Hartford- As many
the folks out there may know, I recently joined the black and Hispanic caucus
up at the state’s capital.
As ctlatino.news.com said: “When Lesser asked to join the Black
& Latino caucus, there was some quiet head scratching in some corners of
the State Capitol. As it turns out,
Lesser’s mother came from Argentina.”
Well, I have to admit there were some folks out there
scratched more than their heads when I announced my intention to apply and join
the Black & Latino Caucus despite two terms of not being apart of it; I mean take a good look at me. My Edward E.
Newman smile, and sandy hair- it all makes sense, I am definitely a
Hispanic. This being politics, I realized
that I would have to prove my heritage and I am asking the Middletown Insider to publish a photo of my puffy and smiley
Argentinian face in a band I founded in the 1970s: Menudo. It’s true folks, check Wikipedia, or ask the
same people that claimed my buddy Daniel T. Drew took down a corrupt sheriff.
I clearly
remember when my opponent in last year’s election bragged about her dancing
roots in various articles. I felt at that time I should have come out of the
closet about my dancing past as a Spanish heartthrob, hell, I taught Ricky
Martin how shake his boooo-tay. Please
check the internet for proof of my Hispanic heritage, Between the years
1988-2011 I worked on several of the following albums with the boyz: Sons of
Rock; Sombras Y Figura; Los Ultimos Heroes; Vote for me, I’m Spanish, Tiempo De
Amar and Driving to Obama with Danny. If that doesn’t work, then check out the
photo below.
Rachel Dolezal, former leader of the NAACP Spokane can be born white and identify as black making her a brave progressive transracial hero. I too am a transracial hero. I know the plight of the hispanic man and what its like to overcome adversity.
Sincerely,
Rachel Dolezal, former leader of the NAACP Spokane can be born white and identify as black making her a brave progressive transracial hero. I too am a transracial hero. I know the plight of the hispanic man and what its like to overcome adversity.
Sincerely,
Matthew Lesser
“When in doubt Re-district after Midnight”
I'm assuming this is satire, but then, I'm somewhat naive!
ReplyDeleteWell, he did attempt to join the black and latino caucus (Ctlatino.news.com) it falls into the S.N.L. department where his real action is made fun of and expanded on..
ReplyDeleteI heard he is .0000000000000000000005 Chinesese, so he is joing the Asian Caucus in the fall. what a big dope!
ReplyDeleteScary he really did join the caucus. Hey a bunch of Germans feld to Argentina post WWII maybe that's the connection? Never mind don't answer Matt.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is nuts and the funny part is, it's mostly true. .What a bigger dope!! Shame on you progressives for allowing Matt More or Lesser to act like thi.
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