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| Local Middletown resident to star in blockbuster movie! |
Middletown-
Jersey Films and director Brian Sonnenfeld have announced that the newest
chapter in the Elmore Leonard Chilli Palmer series will be lensing in
Middletown, CT. According to the town’s
current mayor and Chinese ambassador Dan Drew, the film will star local starlet
Lisa “ME” Santangelo in the lead role of ex-shylock turned Hollywood producer.
“We are going for a different vibe,” Drew said bluntly as
he adjusted the pencils on his desk. “John’s (Travolta) version of Chilli was
great in ‘Get Shorty’ and ‘Be Cool’, but now with Lisa cast in the role we are
going for the gut.” Drew then revealed
the film will called ‘Got Trouble’ and will be based on Santangelo’s real life
antics of causing trouble around town most notably in the Registrar of Voter’s
office.
“I think it’s remarkable casting,” added Benjamin
Florsheim, Wesleyan class of 2014, DTC member, and definitely a public figure. “Lisa’s
ability to piss off everyone in town is incredible. She is like a bull in a
china (pun intended, Dan!) shop and has made enemies with everybody in her way.
She also bullies her way onto committees all over town and doesn’t have the
decency to show up unless there is something in it for her.” When asked to press further about
Santangelo’s reputed antics with regard to any other wrong doings, the Wesleyan
student said with a wink: “Trouble is coming on Monday!”
Lisa Santangelo is the Democratic Registrar of Voters and formerly the chair of the Middletown Democratic Town Committee and campaign manager. She is wife of Councilman Bob Santangelo.
Is this the woman that yells at the volunteers at the Russell Library during their booksales? "I'm married to the Deputy Mayor, you know"
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff! This blog is getting friggin crazy, but a lot of truth is seeping out there.
ReplyDelete-LMAO in CIty Halll-
Harassing us city workers like she does is so wrong!
ReplyDeleteLisa is a saint among thieves and vultures at City Hall! This blog is horrible!
ReplyDeleteSaint? Which one? Saint Lucifer!
ReplyDeleteI love her a lot and I think she and her husband are nice folks, but Bob needs to stop telling people that he's the "Deputy Mayor." We get it!
ReplyDeleteI think it's cute how he looks like his dog!
OMG! Too Funny! Perhaps a villain in the next Rambo sequel?
ReplyDeleteSomebody has to harass the city workers who are always on their coffee breaks!
ReplyDeleteGet the hell out of here. She is nice as rice.
ReplyDeleteateWhen does the mayor throw her out of city hall? Guess he doesn't want a 2nd term. God forbid! She's a monster.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Sandra Faraci. Wasn't she the Democrat Register of voters? Did she finnnnnaaaly retire? About time. She needs to call it quits. Good luck Registrar office.
ReplyDeleteNope, she is still there and Lisa and Nancy have taken over.. They canned Maria for Nancy and tossed Anne T. cuz she was very ethical during the Drew election.
ReplyDeleteNancy is a nice person who has gievn many hours to the community..
ReplyDeleteHERESELF!
Nancy Haynes? confused
ReplyDeleteDear Santangelos,
ReplyDeleteThere was a meeting held at city hall with all the employees to address lisa's behavior. the union needs to get involved. the meeting was staged. drew defended santangelo because she has him by the b*llz. she texted on her phone the whole time - so disresepctful!
At least you guys publish opposing opinions.. Three times!!
ReplyDeleteI loVE LISSA
ReplyDeleteThey can put a scene in the movie where she walks into the Cable Advisory Board meeting, looks around at all of our faces and then excuses herself to go change her diaper. She couldn't pull any &^%$ in that room so she had to do it in her diaper.....LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI heard she is getting canned, but DD doesn't know how to do it.
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