It seems that former Superintend
of Schools Michael Frechette and his merry duo of cronies aren’t done polluting
the intellectual stimuli of the citizens of Middletown, he’s back and this time
his assembled a band that consists of his former assistants: Barbara Senges on
tuba and Nancy “The Illegal” Haynes on blowhorn. Although not officially named yet, some Middletown residents are calling the trio "The Users" or "The Richies".
“Although I was paid a tremendous
sum of money from the Middletown school system for doing nothing, I decided to
get the band together and play a final gig at Kiegwin Middle School for all my
adoring fans,” Dr. Michael Frechette told reporters last night at a literacy
press conference last night in Middletown.
“I will be selling CDs and I hope the citizens band together to bring me
back for education work in town, which of course would benefit me due to the
large consulting fee I will charge the district,” Frechette said with a twinkle
in his eye as he adjusted his diamond ring and asked Haynes in a sharp voice
to, “move my Rolls [Royce].”
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| Recorded Live from the Scream Room! |
One
NIGHT ONLY! (CD COVER)
1) I
Fought the Law and the I Won
2) Chain,
Chain, Chain of Fools.. (Middletown Residents are Suckers!)
3) Hit
me with your Best Shot
4) You’re
so Vain with Carly Simon
5) Poker
Face
6) Hot
For Teacher in the Scream Room
7) Mo
Money, MO Problems
8) Miki’s Girls
9) The
466 Blues (Contracts are Null and Void Anthem)
10)
It’s
good to be the King
11)
Theme
from the Godfather
12)
Don’t
stop Believing
13)
The
Mileage Anthem
14)
It’s
the End of the World as We Know it. (Teachers need Supplies)
