Democrats Announce 2016 Convention Schedule

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016

 

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

 

1:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

 

3:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP

Sen. “Pocahontas” Warren and Caitlyn Jenner

 

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

How to have a successful career without ever

having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo

Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs

of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

 

6:30 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using

terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of Looters"

 

7:30 PM

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for

women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote. Re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance" 

9:00 PM

"Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, Washington Post & New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

 

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don't Create Jobs”

Special guest “Pocahontas” aka Sen. Elizabeth Warren

 

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While

Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

 

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting

this agenda together. Don't let it go to waste.