Sunday, July 17, 2016

Democrats Announce 2016 Convention Schedule

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016
 
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
 
1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
 
3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP
Sen. “Pocahontas” Warren and Caitlyn Jenner
 
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
How to have a successful career without ever
having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo
Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
 
6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using
terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of Looters"
 
7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for
women on avoiding the upcoming draft
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The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote. Re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance" 






9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, Washington Post & New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
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9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don't Create Jobs”
Special guest “Pocahontas” aka Sen. Elizabeth Warren
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11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While
Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
 
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting
this agenda together. Don't let it go to waste.

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