Predictions for the NEW YEAR! Guess what? One already came true.
If you have not guessed by now, there is a lot of truth mixed in with the satire. Don't believe something? Do some research and see what you come up with. I bet if you are a very liberal person who likes to judge others about their bad behaviors you will not like this column. "Hey, Jen would never do that?" or "Well, I know that Malloy has taken the state to Hades and beyond, but hey, he's a Democrat."
|President and Sharpton, well I guess it beats hanging out in public with Professor William Ayers|
|Opps, wrong Jason.|
|"I fight to get convicted wife killers out of jail, plus I was awarded a high paying city job that has no responsibilities"|
9) Middletown will go to war with Portland.
|"We both control non-profit organizations and we make about $700,000 a year plus expenses. Did we mention that our son was picked up originally for alleged sexual assault last year at Wesleyan last year so we keep moving him around"|
|The captured Devoto "Yeti" at The Olin Library|
|"No money for Wesleyan!"|