Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Guestblog: Middletown Has The Greatest Bums In The World by Fred Carrol

Below is a guest blog from resident Fred Carrol. The essay reflects views and opinions not necessarily shared by the Insider staff, and is published as a courtesy to readers. "Dr." Fred Carrol has shared his thoughts with us many times before via guest blog- his last can be read here: http://www.middletowninsider.com/2013/04/guest-blog-fred-carrol-whats-plan-stan.html
Middletown Has The Greatest Bums In The World.......that's the good news; the bad news is, that even "The greatest Bums who ever existed in the history of the world" are nonetheless a righteous drag, or perhaps more accurately and specifically , a"self righteous drag". And that, in a nuts-hell is the problem. These Bums "around here" don't seem to know that even a good "old style paradigm" Bum is useless and in the way....or, knowing, they don't really believe it. And neither do you really believe it either! You "non homeless" for the most part probably don't grasp the extent to which, without a dollar in your pocket you might as well just lay down and die, prompting from passers by the question "I wonder, should I step over or walk around?" Yup, without a Yankee Dollar in pocket you might as well just lay down on the ground and expire, the only question concomitant to your poorly placed departure being one of circumnavigation. I am of course perfectly serious about that.....have you not walked by a Homo Sapien lying, possibly dead, on the ground? I have....... Clearly, that "person" lying on the ground was not anybody important, or, if the were important, nobody walking by that day recognized that it was an important person lying there on the ground.....Which brings me to the point, that there is a very fundamental lie, or perhaps "hallucination" is the word, to the "way we do business" around here-key word "business". Every thing[and everyone] has been objectified, commodified, codified, and the bottom line is the bottom line. Yeah, you, me, or a Cow, we're food on someone's plate, sooner or later, in one way or another, end of story. If you'd like "some evidence" just try and deny the I.R.S. [a.k.a. the ATF of Waco Texas Fame....] their next meal of "the fruits of your labors" and see haw visceral it gets, see how real how fast it gets.
In conclusion, the Bums are Victims, Ladies and Gentlemen, even as we all are; we all have our predators and parasites who eventually lay us low, if not fully take us down. The "poor pathetic dopes" who can be seen, heard, and smelled standing, stumbling, leaning, and lurching about are simply Signed, sealed, and Delivered Losers who've gotten their bona fides, so to speak. So yeah, if "these dopes" could figure it out to find a less obnoxious way to Serve The System, or Serve Themselves To The System we'd all be a lot happier or at least less unhappy. And that's what I know about that.

Seriously, Fred Carroll

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