Friday, January 22, 2016

Panic Strikes as Major Snowstorm Approaches

In anticipation of the coming storm, there is widespread panic from the Bahamas to Newfoundland.

Convenience stores are reporting shortages of Pringles and Arizona Ice Tea as people stock up on survival food.

Red Box is completely sold out of DVDs and espects to make a killing on late fees, since roads will be impassable and no one will be able to return their movies on time.  Red Box stock has climbed dramatically.

Seriously, folks; we live in New England on the Planet Earth, where we should by now be used to experiencing "weather".  It doesn't look like much of an ordeal for us, but storms do sometimes behave unexpectedly, so if you haven't taken some basic precautions, please do so; you know the drill. (You should already be prepared, anyway; 365.)

Enjoy the winter wonderland!

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