The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
April 16, 2013
MAYOR DREW TO ATTEND MARGARET THATCHER'S FUNERAL
Since President Obama does not care to attend former British head of state Margaret Thatcher's funeral, he has elected Middletown,Connecticut Mayor Daniel T. Drew attend in his place.
Mayor Drew visited Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro in Washington, attended the Obama Inaguration, and went to China all on behalf of Middletown's citizens.
President Obama commented on why he chose Mayor Drew: " With his frequent flyer miles, and the fact that citizen's of Middletown won't miss him since he is gone most of the time anyway, Mayor Drew is the perfect delegate."
Mayor Drew could not be reached for comment at the time of this press release, as he had already left for the day.
Oh come on! I know this is a joke. Drew doesn't even know who Margaret Thatcher is!
ReplyDeleteFrom what I'm hearing he's gone. People are fed up with his know-it-all attutude. People are also keeping tabs on the amount of time he is not at work.
ReplyDeleteHe ain't gone unless he has a challenger! We are less then 6 months away from election. While we are at it, time for a new council-persons! Anyone with a pulse will do. How about that homeless guys. He's pretty sharp! Santangelo gotta go too. What a tool! Deputy mayor my Arse! More like Deputy Dummy.
ReplyDeleteBut who will run? The republicans have let the first fundraising quarter come and go without a peep. the mayor has been given a huge head start in a city with a shallow GOP bench. Seb? Deb? Linda? Anyone?
ReplyDeleteCome on Seb, run! Revenge is best when eaten cold! Lets get this guy out of there!
ReplyDeleteDrew is so bad he makes Seb look good and that's no easy feat!
ReplyDeleteI think Seb would be ok, because gets what went wrong. Drew on the other hand thinks he can do no wrong.
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