March 5, 2013

Lesser offers proof of Spanish Heritage: MENUDO


Press Release from the Office of (D)State Representative Matthew Lesser


Hartford- As many the folks out there may know, I recently joined the black and Hispanic caucus up at the state’s capital. 

As ctlatino.news.com said: “When Lesser asked to join the Black & Latino caucus, there was some quiet head scratching in some corners of the State Capitol.  As it turns out, Lesser’s mother came from Argentina.” 

Well, I have to admit there were some folks out there scratched more than their heads when I announced my intention to apply and join the Black & Latino Caucus despite two terms of not being apart of it; I mean take a good look at me. My Edward E. Newman smile, and sandy hair- it all makes sense, I am definitely a Hispanic. This being politics, I realized that I would have to prove my heritage and I am asking the Middletown Insider to publish a photo of my puffy and smiley Argentinian face in a band I founded in the 1970s: Menudo.  It’s true folks, check Wikipedia, or ask the same people that claimed my buddy Daniel T. Drew took down a corrupt sheriff.   

            I clearly remember when my opponent in last year’s election bragged about her dancing roots in various articles. I felt at that time I should have come out of the closet about my dancing past as a Spanish heartthrob, hell, I taught Ricky Martin how shake his boooo-tay.  Please check the internet for proof of my Hispanic heritage, Between the years 1988-2011 I worked on several of the following albums with the boyz: Sons of Rock; Sombras Y Figura; Los Ultimos Heroes; Vote for me, I’m Spanish, Tiempo De Amar and Driving to Obama with Danny. If that doesn’t work, then check out the photo below.


Sincerely,

Matthew Lesser
“When in doubt Re-district after Midnight”

3 comments:

BillboyBaggins said...

I'm assuming this is satire, but then, I'm somewhat naive!

Middletown Insider said...

Well, he did attempt to join the black and latino caucus (Ctlatino.news.com) it falls into the S.N.L. department where his real action is made fun of and expanded on..

Anonymous said...

I heard he is .0000000000000000000005 Chinesese, so he is joing the Asian Caucus in the fall. what a big dope!